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Post by ruth on Sept 26, 2006 12:49:44 GMT
Q : How many women with PMS does it take to change a light bulb?
A: One! ONLY ONE!!!! And do you know WHY? Because no one else in this house knows HOW to change a light bulb! They don't even know that the bulb is BURNED OUT!! They would sit in the dark for THREE DAYS before they figured it out And, once they figured it out, they wouldn't be able to find the #&%!* light bulbs despite the fact that they've been in the SAME CABINET for the past 17 YEARS! But if they did, by some miracle of God, actually find them, 2 DAYS LATER, the chair they dragged to stand on to change the STUPID light bulb would STILL BE IN THE SAME SPOT!!!!! AND UNDERNEATH IT WOULD BE THE WRAPPER THE FREAKING LIGHT BULBS CAME IN!!! BECAUSE NO ONE EVER CARRIES OUT THE GARBAGE!!!! IT'S A WONDER WE HAVEN'T ALL SUFFOCATED FROM THE PILES OF GARBAGE THAT ARE A FOOT DEEP THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE HOUSE!! IT WOULD TAKE AN ARMY TO CLEAN THIS PLACE! AND DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON WHO CHANGES THE TOILET PAPER ROLL !! . . .
I'm sorry, What was the question?
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Post by stef on Sept 26, 2006 15:50:56 GMT
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D Sooooooo true ;D ;D ;D
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Post by enivid on Sept 26, 2006 17:18:53 GMT
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Post by jadeart on Sept 29, 2006 17:43:07 GMT
That is just so hillarious!! ;D ;D ;D Love
Jadeart
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Post by seren on Feb 22, 2007 14:21:58 GMT
I like that lol
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Post by Lady Skydancer on Feb 22, 2007 17:45:39 GMT
Thank god I had all my plumbing out. I remember PMS just as you described it.
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Post by Xeron on Feb 22, 2007 18:50:04 GMT
I've been on the recieving end of that too many times... ;D ;D ;D
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Post by Diana on Feb 22, 2007 19:24:23 GMT
so.....what you're saying is that a woman who doesn't have pms will be okay with the whole scenario of slovenliness and one with pms or all her "plumbing" is a complainer? Sounds to me as if someone who doesn't want to share with the maintenance of a home should move outside. Oh my, then they would have to mind the fire and dig the latrine.
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Post by Lady Skydancer on Apr 26, 2007 23:08:57 GMT
so.....what you're saying is that a woman who doesn't have pms will be okay with the whole scenario of slovenliness and one with pms or all her "plumbing" is a complainer? Sounds to me as if someone who doesn't want to share with the maintenance of a home should move outside. Oh my, then they would have to mind the fire and dig the latrine. No Diana, It's just that when I had PMS everything looked worse so I took it out on the person nearest in the firing line. I am placid and softly spoken by nature, but would turn into a Raving Banshee once a month. Something a lot of people can relate to.
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Post by Diana on Apr 27, 2007 2:00:00 GMT
Yes! Raving Banshee! That's me. ;D ;D ;D Wonder what time of the month I typed that response? ;D ;D No, thank God it's almost over! I feel the situation is the same no matter what time of the month and the time of the month we are not fiery mad over shortcomings should be the ones talked about. How about all the times one just does the job oneself or ignores the slights and never says a word, but give into the negative energy and say what's on one's mind and that is all that is remembered. Sad plight. I've raised my boys to be aware of cycling and to not push buttons when it is obvious there will be a response and hopefully their future wives will be blessed. I certainly wasn't pointing any finger at you Lady S., just remarking the injustice (in my eyes) of females being hammered for a natural event and the folks who are being neglectful for no real reason bearing no responsibility for the conflagration. This is an entire subject unto itself isn't it... Lots of love, Diana
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Post by Xeron on Apr 30, 2007 19:57:21 GMT
I do agree with you Diana, but I'd like to add a few words: -While boys should remember not to push buttons, they dont always know if the girl is in a cycle or just in a bad mood. Guys alot of time have the telepathy thing with each other the way girls do, but it just doesnt cross the gender lines.
-Girls have to remember that adolescent boys, pound for pound have almost 3 times as much testosterone in their systems as grown men, and trust me, THIS STUFF SUCKS! Thats why adolescent guys will blow up for the stupidest things, its not as bad as PMS, but while you only need to deal with it a few days outta the month, they gotta deal with it every damn day. Me and my brother are 17 months apart, and for a few years our house was a living hell as our egos clashed, sometimes violently.
Just some thoughts.
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Post by Diana on Apr 30, 2007 20:57:43 GMT
Hey, you are very aware!!!
I understand from some of Dr. John Gray's books that men actually are cycling about every 20 minutes or so. I wasn't going to point this out, but you may benefit from the knowledge.
Once you are in a relationship, you will know exactly when a cycle is. ;D ;D ;D
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Post by Xeron on May 2, 2007 16:40:58 GMT
Yes, but with people like co-workers, you won't always know when it is.
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Post by Diana on May 3, 2007 0:30:28 GMT
Oh my, I didn't think of that. There should be a litmus test of some sort, then. ;D ;D ;D
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Post by Xeron on May 3, 2007 13:52:07 GMT
Agreed. Though that might be a little weird...
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