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Post by stef on Dec 2, 2005 15:11:35 GMT
Strong Medicine for the Nun ;D ;D ;D ;D Pat is not feeling very well and he decides to go to a doctor. While he is waiting in the doctor's reception room, a nun comes out of the doctor's office. She looks very ashen, drawn and haggard. Pat goes into the doctor's office and says to the doctor: "I just saw a nun leaving who looked absolutely terrible. I have never seen a woman look worse." The doctor says: "I just told her that she is pregnant." Pat exclaims: "Oh my, is she?" The doctor responds: "No, but it sure cured her hiccups." Hi Brigitte thanks for that one......it is really funny ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D love stef
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Post by saisri on Dec 2, 2005 15:14:47 GMT
Yes, it sure is. For a second, I didn't understand the joke ;D ;D ;D Guess that makes it funnier ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Post by dancingwind on Dec 4, 2005 10:09:48 GMT
Some Improvements in Hell ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
An engineer died and ended up in Hell. Soon, he became dissatisfied with the level of comfort in Hell, and began designing and building improvements. After a while, they had flush toilets, air conditioning, escalators. The engineer was a pretty popular guy.
One day God called to Satan and said with a sneer, "So, how's it going down there in Hell?"
Satan replied, "Hey, things are great. We've got air conditioning and flush toilets and escalators, and there's no telling what this engineer is going to come up with next."God exclaimed, "What? You've got an engineer? That's a mistake--he should never have gotten down there in the first place. Send him back up here."
"No way," replied Satan. "I like having an engineer on the staff, and I'm keeping him."
God threatened, "Send him back up here now or I'll sue!"
Satan laughed and answered, "Yeah, right. And just where are YOU going to get a lawyer?"
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Post by strawberry on Dec 4, 2005 10:11:35 GMT
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Post by saisri on Dec 4, 2005 14:54:08 GMT
That's a good one !! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D Love Sridevi
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Post by dancingwind on Dec 4, 2005 15:44:03 GMT
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Post by dancingwind on Dec 5, 2005 7:30:42 GMT
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Have you heard of the cow who attained liberation (Moksha)? It was dyslexic and kept on repeating OOOOMMM
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Post by stef on Dec 5, 2005 9:56:43 GMT
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D Have you heard of the cow who attained liberation (Moksha)? It was dyslexic and kept on repeating OOOOMMM love stef
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Post by dancingwind on Dec 5, 2005 12:54:01 GMT
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Post by dancingwind on Dec 7, 2005 7:27:52 GMT
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Post by dancingwind on Dec 7, 2005 9:19:56 GMT
Who Is the Real Virgin? ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
A ten-year-old, under the tutelage of her grandmother, was becoming knowledgeable about the Bible.
But one day, she surprised her grandmother by asking, "Which virgin was the mother of Jesus? The Virgin Mary or the King James Virgin?"
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Post by dancingwind on Dec 8, 2005 12:00:41 GMT
How Many Women? ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
A little boy was attending his first wedding. After the service, his cousin asked him, "How many women can a man marry?"
"Sixteen," the boy responded.
His cousin was amazed that he knew the answer so quickly."How do you know that?"
"Easy," the little boy said.
"All you have to do is add it up, like the Preacher said: 4 better, 4 worse, 4 richer, 4 poorer."
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Post by stef on Dec 8, 2005 12:17:12 GMT
How Many Women? ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D A little boy was attending his first wedding. After the service, his cousin asked him, "How many women can a man marry?" "Sixteen," the boy responded. His cousin was amazed that he knew the answer so quickly."How do you know that?" "Easy," the little boy said. "All you have to do is add it up, like the Preacher said: 4 better, 4 worse, 4 richer, 4 poorer." I'm just worried now that women have to marry 16 men One's more than enough for me ;D ;D love stef
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Post by dancingwind on Dec 8, 2005 12:48:02 GMT
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Post by dancingwind on Dec 9, 2005 13:16:52 GMT
Baseball Fans In Heaven ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Two buddies, Bob and Earl, were among the biggest baseball fans in America. Their entire adult lives, Bob and Earl discussed baseball history in the winter, and they pored over every box score during the season. They went to sixty games a year. They even agreed that whoever died first would try to come back and tell the other if there was baseball in heaven.
One summer night, Bob passed away in his sleep after watching the Yankee victory earlier in the evening. He died happy.
A few nights later, his buddy Earl awoke to the sound of Bob's voice from beyond.
"Bob is that you?" Earl asked."Of course it's me," Bob replied.
"This is unbelievable!" Earl exclaimed. "So tell me, is there baseball in heaven?"
"Well I have some good news and some bad news for you. Which do you want to hear first?"
"Tell me the good news first." "Well, the good news is that yes, there is baseball in heaven, Earl."
"Oh, that is wonderful! So what could possibly be the bad news?"
"You're pitching tomorrow night."
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