Post by stef on Jul 21, 2005 16:04:47 GMT
Once upon a time, in a land far away,
A beautiful, independent princess met a frog
As she sat contemplating ecological issues on the shores of an unpoluted pond,
In a verdant meadow, near her castle.
The frog hopped into the princess' lap and said
"Elegant lady, I was once a handsome prince,
Until an evil witch cast a spell upon me.
One kiss from you, however, and I will turn back into the dapper prince that I am.
And forever feel grateful and happy doing so.
And then, my sweer, we can marry and set up home together in yon castle with my mother,
And you can prepare my meals, clean my clothes, bear my children and forever feel grateful and happy doing so".
That night, as the princess dined sumptuously on a repast of lightly sauteed frogs' legs,
Seasoned in a white wine and onion cream sauce,
She chuckled to herself:
" I DON'T THINK SO"
A beautiful, independent princess met a frog
As she sat contemplating ecological issues on the shores of an unpoluted pond,
In a verdant meadow, near her castle.
The frog hopped into the princess' lap and said
"Elegant lady, I was once a handsome prince,
Until an evil witch cast a spell upon me.
One kiss from you, however, and I will turn back into the dapper prince that I am.
And forever feel grateful and happy doing so.
And then, my sweer, we can marry and set up home together in yon castle with my mother,
And you can prepare my meals, clean my clothes, bear my children and forever feel grateful and happy doing so".
That night, as the princess dined sumptuously on a repast of lightly sauteed frogs' legs,
Seasoned in a white wine and onion cream sauce,
She chuckled to herself:
" I DON'T THINK SO"
